HELL YEAH IT’S SLEEPOVER FRIDAY
- stories about your crushes/friends/etc
- pleas for advice
- bad pickup lines
- funny or embarrassing stories
- sexy or interesting questions
- just talk to me
- ask me shit
- whatever you want yo
Tagged: #Poor Jane
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT
Send a ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours hitting mine out of anger.
"I'm Going To Push You Into A Fucking Lake One Day."
"Man do you know how much that would mess me up? I’d probably go into shock and die again"
"I Don’t Give A Shit."
"I’m Gonna Do It Anyways."
"Why? I thought you weren’t like that anymore"
"Shall I Repeat Myself? I Don’t Give A Shit.”
"Oh please. Brandon said you missed me~" Jack hovered close and kissed his cheek
"Are You Always This Oblivious? He Was Lying!”
"Nah. You missed me and you know it. And I missed you too~"
Chuckling, jack kissed him, “I know, marsh”
"Why Were You Gone For So Long, Anyways? You Know I Need Constant Attention!"
"I had to finish some places up with snow! I’m sorry.."
"It’s Okay, Bro."
"But If You Don’t Give Me A Fuckin’ Warning Next Time I Will Drown You."
"Yeah I know~" he kissed him again
Marshall Pouted. “You Don’t Take Me Seriously, Do You?”
"Not when you threaten me. Because I know you won’t go through with it"
"Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself With A Rusty Pipe, You Stupid Piece Of Worthless Shit."
"Just kiss me." Jack finally said and kissed his lips deeply
Marshall Kissed Back And Wrapped His Lanky Arms Around Jack’s Waist, Still Aggravated By What He Had Said.
Jack was used to Marshalls temper, and onew how to handle it
"So, It’s Almost My Birthday, What’re You Gonna Get For Me?
I Think I Know What It Is.” Marshall Mumbled Once He Pulled Away.
Tagged: #WHAT THE FUCK
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