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mi-fanno-bella:

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walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

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noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 



IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

WHAT

Wait… What?!

mi-fanno-bella:

sixpenceee:

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

WHAT

Wait… What?!

jessicatsimpson:

steal her look: sam pepper

Witt 20 Gallon Commercial Duty Trash Can with Lid $55.30

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

Tagged: #Muse

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

Jaws (1975) and Bob’s Burgers S03E06, The Deepening (2012)

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erikkamirs:

Our new beautiful lady friend, Lapis

theastronautcowboy:

hibi-chan9:

whosaidsealscantfly:

bibishock:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE
I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words
You know who he is - Famous YouTuber who makes gaming videos for your amusement, ranging from TellTale Games “The Walking Dead”, Heavy Rain, to small low-budget indie games like "Can Your Pet"!
Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities

We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays

He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.
Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.
Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.
YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.

It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’

BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED
The fanbase is annoying as hell
But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.

That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.

(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”
SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.
PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM
This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shitKAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW


SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.

signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES
I’m not really part of the bro army but this.

Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.

theastronautcowboy:

hibi-chan9:

whosaidsealscantfly:

bibishock:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE

I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words

You know who he is - Famous YouTuber who makes gaming videos for your amusement, ranging from TellTale Games “The Walking Dead”, Heavy Rain, to small low-budget indie games like "Can Your Pet"!

Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities

image

We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays

image

He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.

Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.

Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.

YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.

image

It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’

image

BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED

The fanbase is annoying as hell

But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.

image

That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)

BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.

image

(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”

SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.

  • PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
  • HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
  • HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
  • HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
  • HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
  • HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
  • IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM

This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shit
KAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW

image

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.

signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES

I’m not really part of the bro army but this.

Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

how does it feel to never be able to rp because no one likes you

@Anonymous

((Well Fuck You Too Buddy))

nicholasdunnes:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

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